A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old.
Bella’s reaction.
Besides everything else…
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
And “Gay” is the contraction of “Everything fabulous so go fuck yourself”
And “tumblr” is the contraction of “We’re flawless bitch”

my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
everyone, everyone,who reblogs this will get a message in their inbox telling them what kind of life they have and what kind of person i think they are just based on their blog.
Title: The Solar Side Of Me, Lunar Side Of You
Author: cissy-v-black
Pairing: OC&George W.
Rating: R
Summary: Life is not fair, but her mother never had time to tell her that… She died before she could tell her everything, if she had, maybe things would have gone differently. But anyway, here she is, Scarlett Duerre Snape, 38, and about to teach at Hogwarts.Severus had told her to be careful, to stay away, but she didn’t listen. She was a grown up woman, she could fight if someone atacked her. But what if it was love?
For that she is not ready, she was never good at romance, maybe George could help her with that. So all she’s gotta do is let him, but will she?
The Writer’s Corner:Fanfiction.net:
am i the only one who’s confused about the fact that there was an online project to raise money to hire a plane for darren criss’ birthday and no one on tumblr appears to have known about it

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